The Citadel in Halifax is a military fortress hidden in a smooth grassy hill inside the city. The British established it to fend off the French, who were seen as a threat to the New England colonies. No longer in active military use, they do have military guards in 1870 period uniforms patrolling the grounds, firing cannons and drilling people like us on how to MARCH and fire RIFLES. Macho tasks indeed. Did you ever think you’d see Mike wearing a kilt??

Question: What do you wear under a kilt?
Answer: Shoes